Utes, Boots &... Footy Shorts (With Pockets)

😉 Utes, Boots &... you know the rest. With a ute-load of attitude on one cheek and a wink of innuendo on the other, these shorts say exactly what everyone's thinking — without saying it (but saying it). Whether you're flat out on the farm or flat out in the back of the Hilux, these are the shorts that'll take you from B&S to backyard sesh in one smooth move.

✔️ Pockets for essentials – Phone, wallet, and... whatever else you need
✔️ Premium stretch fabric – Stitched country tough
✔️ Built to move – Durable, breathable, and easy to pull back on in a hurry
✔️ FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Slap it on your tray, rear window, or toolbox

⚡️ Warning: These may cause smirks, stares, and a sudden increase in your pull rate at pub trivia.

🛒 Add to cart cowboy. You've got nothing to lose — except your dignity (again).