NED KELLY, Such is life, Footy Shorts (With Pockets)
NED KELLY, Such is life, Footy Shorts (With Pockets)
Item Description
🤠 For the outlaws, underdogs, and blokes who don't back down. Staya's most iconic bushranger, now in footy short form. The Ned Kelly "Such is Life" Footy Shorts are a tribute to rebellion, resilience, and raw Aussie grit. Featuring the infamous armour, the Southern Cross, and that legendary last line — these are high-quality footy shorts for legends who write their own rules
🩶 Pockets for essentials – Phone, flask, or a Get Out of Jail Free card
🩶 Made to last – Build harder than iron armour, and just as intimidating
🩶 Perfect for any occasion – Protests, pub nights, or raising hell in the back paddock
🩶 FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Slap it on your esky, toolbox, or tractor cab
⭐️ No explanations, no apologies. Such is life.
🛒 Add to cart now — before they ban 'em
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SHIPPING
We dispatch all orders from our Melbourne warehouse within 1–2 business days, with most orders leaving the same or next business day.
Australia
Standard Shipping: $12.95
Express Shipping: $14.95
FREE standard shipping on Australian orders over $120
Once your order has been shipped, you'll receive a confirmation email with your Australia Post tracking number so you can follow your delivery every step of the way.
Please note delivery times vary depending on your location.
RETURNS
We offer 30-day returns from the date your order is delivered.
To be eligible for a return, items must be:
Unworn and unwashed
In their original condition
With all tags attached
Returned in their original packaging where possible