Straya Footy Shorts (With Pockets)
Straya Footy Shorts (With Pockets)
Item Description
🦘🇦🇺 For the legends who reckon thongs are formalwear and vegemite's a food group. The Straya footy shorts are green, gold, and 100% glory. Featuring a piss-taking twist on the Aussie crest, these are the best footy shorts in Australia for reppin' this great southern land.
💚 Pockets for essentials – Phone, wallet, and a sausage in bread (don't ask how 😂)
💛 Made to last – Tougher than a tradie's stubby cooler in January
💚 Perfect for any occasion – Straya Day piss-ups, backyard cricket, or just being a bloody legend
💛 FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Slap it on your esky, toolbox, or tractor cab!
🇦🇺 Whether you're cracking a tin, kickin' a Sherrin, or just taking the piss — these Australian footy shorts are your new national uniform.
🛒 Chuck 'em in the cart now and be a true patriot!
Sizing
Shipping + Returns
SHIPPING
We dispatch all orders from our Melbourne warehouse within 1–2 business days, with most orders leaving the same or next business day.
Australia
Standard Shipping: $12.95
Express Shipping: $14.95
FREE standard shipping on Australian orders over $120
Once your order has been shipped, you'll receive a confirmation email with your Australia Post tracking number so you can follow your delivery every step of the way.
Please note delivery times vary depending on your location.
RETURNS
We offer 30-day returns from the date your order is delivered.
To be eligible for a return, items must be:
Unworn and unwashed
In their original condition
With all tags attached
Returned in their original packaging where possible