Naughty List | Santa Footy Shorts (With Pockets)

🎅🏼🎁 For Santa's favourite bad girl — Naughty List Regular. These festive footy shorts feature a tattooed, pole-dancing Santa babe bringin' the heat straight to the North Pole. With candy cane lettering and plenty of cheek, these casual shorts are built for sheilas who don't just end up on the naughty list, they've got their own VIP section.

🎄 Pockets for essentials – Phone, lighter, and a flask for "eggnog"
🎄 Made to last – Tougher than your hangover after a three-day bender
🎄 Perfect for any occasion – The work Xmas party, Christmas Eve piss-ups, or Christmas Day shenanigans 
🎄 FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Stick it on your esky, car, or Nan's fridge (we dare ya!)

⚡️ Snag 'em quick — these festive footy shorts will vanish faster than Santa up the chimney.

🛒 Add to cart and embrace your naughty list membership!