Huge Package | Santa Footy Shorts (With Pockets)

🎅🏼🎁 Ho ho hold my beer — Santa's packin' big. For the festive legends who take their Chrissy spirit with a side of filth. These cheeky Santa shorts feature the big man himself rockin' shades, footy socks, and carrying a huge package (wink, wink). Perfect for family barbies, office piss-ups, or just stirrin' up the in-laws. These Aussie footy shorts guarantee laughs louder than Uncle Kev after his sixth rum.

🎄 Pockets for essentials – Phone, wallet, and maybe a candy cane (ya filthy animal)
🎄 Made to last – Stronger than your hangover after a three-day bender
🎄 Perfect for any occasion – Secret Santa, Chrissy Day, or the Boxing Day recovery sesh
🎄 FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Stick it on your esky, toolbox, or Santa's sleigh

⚡️ Get in now — these naughty footy shorts will disappear quicker than Nan's ham on Christmas arvo.

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