Ho Ho Ho! | Santa Footy Shorts (With Pockets)

🎅🏼🦘 Ho ho hold my beer — Santa's gone full send.

🍻 When Santa ditches the sleigh and jumps a roo with a stubby in hand, you know it's about to be a big one. These shorts are for anyone who treats Christmas like a contact sport — part BBQ gladiator, part beer-fueled stuntman. Featuring Ausie Santa, sleeveless, inked up, and ridin' a bloody kangaroo into the sunset (probably towards the bottle-o for more tins), these bad boys are pure festive chaos from waistband to hem.

🎄 Pockets for essentials – Tinnie, lighter, or a few Hydralyte (JIC) for Boxing Day
🎄 Made to last – Stronger than your cousin's mullet in a cyclone
🎄 Perfect for any occasion – Chrissie lunch, New Year's bender, or backyard Boxing Day test
🎄 FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Stick it on your esky, toolbox, or the neighbours mailbox

⚡️ Get in now — these Christmas footy shorts will disappear quicker than the 30+ pressies under the tree once the kids wake up.

🛒 Grab yours before Santa steals your ride (and your beers)!