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BLOKE - Navy Blue Footy Shorts (With Pockets)
BLOKE - Navy Blue Footy Shorts (With Pockets)
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Bloke x Aussie Footy Shorts – The Official Uniform of Doing Absolutely Nothin’
Footy shorts and Bloke in a Bar: a combo more iconic than a front-rower smashing a meat pie at half-time.
First thing you need to know: they’ve got pockets. Proper ones. Big enough for your phone, your wallet, a can of Bloke and the half-time multi.
These beauties aren’t for running laps or pretending you’re making a comeback to A-grade. Nah mate, they’re for what you really do best – parking yourself on the couch, cracking a tinny, yelling “forward pass!” at the telly, and blaming the ref for everything.
Designed for peak lounge-room performance, they’re roomy enough for a sneaky pub feed blowout, comfy enough to wear with your uggs on the couch, and flash enough to make the missus roll her eyes when you “accidentally” wear ’em out to dinner.
Whether you’re a diehard NRL tragic, a sideline heckler, or just here for the halftime schnitty, these shorts are your ticket to looking like you belong in the sheds – without ever leaving the lounge.
Chuck ’em on, load up the pockets, grab a Bloke beer, and embrace your natural habitat: doing bugger all in style.
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