{"title":"MENS","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"such-is-life-ned-kelly-footy-shorts-with-pockets","title":"Such is life, NED KELLY Footy Shorts (With Pockets)","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: 15.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e🤠 For the outlaws, underdogs, and blokes who don't back down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e Staya's most iconic bushranger, now in footy short form. The Ned Kelly \"Such is Life\" Footy Shorts are a tribute to rebellion, resilience, and raw Aussie grit. Featuring the infamous armour, the Southern Cross, and that legendary last line — these are high-quality footy shorts for legends who write their own rules\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: 15.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e🩶\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e \u003cb\u003ePockets for essentials\u003c\/b\u003e – Phone, flask, or a Get Out of Jail Free card\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e🩶\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eMade to last\u003c\/b\u003e – Build harder than iron armour, and just as intimidating\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e🩶\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003ePerfect for any occasion\u003c\/b\u003e – Protests, pub nights, or raising hell in the back paddock\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e🩶\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eFREE STICKER INCLUDED\u003c\/b\u003e – Slap it on your esky, toolbox, or tractor cab\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: 15.0pt;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⭐️\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eNo explanations, no apologies. 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These black footy shorts are clean, mean, and built for peak performance (on and off the field). Whether you're smashin' tins or sprinting drills, these are the best footy shorts in Australia for goin' hard with zero distractions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: 15.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e \u003cb\u003ePockets for essentials\u003c\/b\u003e – Phone, wallet, and a stubby holder (if you fold it right)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eMade to last\u003c\/b\u003e – Built tougher than your mate's hangover after Mad Monday\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003ePerfect for any occasion\u003c\/b\u003e – Harvest season, footy training, or a pub feed with the boys\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eFREE STICKER INCLUDED\u003c\/b\u003e – Slap it on your esky, toolbox, or tractor cab!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: 15.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e✔️ \u003c\/strong\u003eBuilt for the farm, the footy field, and the front bar. These high-quality footy shorts for men won't sit idle like a city bloke in a paddock.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: 15.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e🛒\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;\"\u003eAdd to cart now before they're gone!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Footy-shorts.com.au","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":45849028624551,"sku":"AFS-GREYBLACK-S","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":45849028657319,"sku":"AFS-GREYBLACK-M","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":45849028690087,"sku":"AFS-GREYBLACK-L","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45849028722855,"sku":"AFS-GREYBLACK-XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45849028755623,"sku":"AFS-GREYBLACK-2XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":45849028788391,"sku":"AFS-GREYBLACK-3XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":45849028821159,"sku":"AFS-GREYBLACK-4XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":45849028853927,"sku":"AFS-GREYBLACK-5XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0533\/1622\/3143\/files\/57.png?v=1782695524"},{"product_id":"hold-my-beer-footy-shorts-with-pockets","title":"Hold My Beer Footy Shorts (With Pockets)","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: 15.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji';\"\u003e🍻\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e For the bloke who hears “you won’t” and takes it as a personal challenge. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003eThese high-quality footy shorts feature a \"Hold My Beer\" print with a fully send-it red ute, making it clear that caution is optional, but commitment is mandatory. 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